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15th-Sep-2011 03:51 pm - Turtle
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We cuddled last night. Bonafide cuddling. Never done that before.

Was I weirded out? Yep. But then I just kind of surrendered to it, and it was actually really nice. He kissed me on the cheek and promptly fell asleep lol.

We just talked and watched tv and compared cell phones, just like a couple of nerds. He made me laugh, like really laugh, twice, which was unexpected.

When I left, which was at like 4 am, I stopped at mcdonalds because I was STARVING. Who gets hit on hardcore by the drive through guy? Me. Me in my short shorts wrinkled shirt and post-coital hair. All the bitches love me, apparently.

Randomly saw my sister in law on the way in. I was behind her on the interstate and I recognized her car. I pulled up next to her like a creep-- her face was priceless. I called her up and we chatted for a minute, mostly about my brother being a creep. But then when we were about to get off the phone, she said, "wait a minute, where are YOU coming from at five o'clock in the morning?"
Ahahaha.

It was a good night, I'd say.

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6th-Sep-2011 04:37 pm(no subject)
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I knew this would happen. I start having sex on a regular basis and dude goes out of town. And now I'm like a cat in heat.

Not a good look, Iman.

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31st-Aug-2011 03:14 pm(no subject)
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Screaming in the dark, I howl when we're apart.
I drag my teeth across your chest to taste your beating heart.

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23rd-Aug-2011 09:27 am(no subject)
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One of my new favorite hobbies nowadays is real talk with Brittani. Last night we went out to eat and just hung out for a couple hours. Quite honestly all we did was ride around Kenner, just shooting the breeze. Talked about high school, boys, our jobs, etc. Just a really good time.

P. S. I really want a facial. And a massage. Thanks, Brit.

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11th-Aug-2011 01:14 pm(no subject)
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Oh man. This has got to stop.

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3rd-Aug-2011 09:21 pm(no subject)
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Have you ever wanted to just feel close to someone, even if in the most artificial of senses?

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28th-Jul-2011 02:49 pm(no subject)
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It's dead here at work. For once. Fuck this job. Buyout I finished the hunger games in just under 24 hours and I am legit kicking myself for not picking up the whole series. I haven't read YA in years, but this book sucked me in almost immediately. As I told Melissa, I'm a total lez for Katniss Everdeen.

Next up on my list is One Day, then a collection of essays from Michael Chabon. I've missed reading. There's something to be said for totally immersing yourself in someone else's story, someone else's troubles. Makes life suck a little less.

In other words, I'm on the verge of making a terrible mistake (insert Gob Bluth gif here), but I kind of just don't give a shit anymore. *kanye shrug*

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7th-Jul-2011 05:08 pm - You're going to burn out, Iman.
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That's what Adam told me not twenty minutes ago after he heard me ranting and raving about my job.

I think he might be right.

More details to follow.

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5th-Jul-2011 06:10 pm(no subject)
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Don't do it, Iman.

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20th-Jun-2011 05:52 pm - Oh man.
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So there's a boy. I have no romantic feelings for said boy. I just really want to bone him (yes, I said 'bone' because apparently I'm a stock character in a Pauly Shore movie). Like a lot. I won't name names because doing so would implicate me in some pretty extreme creepiness.

Shit. I really need to get laid.

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