| All I want for Christmas is....well... |
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So, I get that nobody REALLY likes the holidays. I mean, who likes taking refuge in the only Indian resturant in the city just because it's the only place NOT blaring adult contemorary covers of Christmas songs? I know I don't. So, this year, I want to ask for something I really want. . .
I want cock shots. Yes, fellas, I'm talkin' to you. I want pictures of your custard chucker. And don't send me any crappy pics of your ol' flaccid member, either. You better be A gamin' that wang. We're talkin' full upright position. Locked and loaded. Ladies, got a boyfriend? Got cock shots? SEND 'EM IN! Just upload those bad boys or attach them as a file and ship 'em my way courtesy wangathon09@hotmail.com! Yes, it's an active account, I've got it all set up and everything. That address again is, wangathon09@hotmail.com.Won't you give to someone needy this Holiday season? DICK DRIVE '09!
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| #670 |
[11/29/09] |
hey people :) it's annabella here! haha, been waaay too long since i've posted and i'm truly sorry for that, i was on an exam hiatus, but now they're over! so i can post again! ♥ hope you didn't miss me too much? :P hahah, hope you all enjoy this post, i've tried something a little different with my icons this time. i hope they're better ♥
   
( we looked like giants )
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[11/27/09] |
Say what you want.
I love Lady Gaga.
Go ahead and watch the video again. We both know you want to.
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[11/25/09] |
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First of all, to the dude at the Greek restaurant earlier, those were gin blossoms, honey, I wasn't blushing at you.
Second, THEY BANNED CLOVE CIGARETTES IN TENNESSEE.  NOOOOOOO! If they ban The Cure and liquid eyeliner, I'm fuckin' moving. Period. Third, my scanner is a tiny fuck nugget which is why the comic hasn't updated in like, a year. I can only seldom get it to scan the entire comic and all the art I've done is too big for it. So, I'll continue to try but, ya' know how it is. Or not. Whatever. Forth, Happy Thanksgiving, guys! Shit's gonna get pretty hectic around here. Gotta cram six people into a tiny triplex and cook for all them. And I still have to work tomorrow. Should be fun. Luckily, I have Mommy's little helper. Anyway, here's hoping your holiday will be better than mine! I'm already hiding the knifes and ashtrays...
[Edit] Oh, yeah, I totally forgot to ask; What are you guys thankful for? Me? I'm thankful for penises, Hulu and online shopping.
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